 Cambodia |
Funny + Interesting Stories | January 1 to December 31, 2010 |
Funny Tidbits:
2010-07-15 Eat my glass!
Our language teacher informed us tonight that he knows a guy near Phnom Penh (Kandal province) who, when he gets real drunk, eats his beer glass. Yes, you heard that right, the glass glass, not the plastic glass or the paper cup.
2010-06-08 MarijuanaWe learned the word for marijuana tonight in Khmer... it is surprise surprise, ganja. And also we were informed that it grows everywhere. In back yards, at the side of the road, beside the rice field. We must be blind. Have you had noodle soup in the morning? Well then you ate a little bit too.
2010-03-18 Foot RemedyOur language teacher informed us about a common sore foot remedy back in the war. Get a bunch of friends to fill a pot with urine, add a pinch of salt and a tamarind leaf and take turns soaking.
2009-12-02 Gassing UpYou know how fun it is to fill up gasoline and get it to an even dollar amount? The fillers in Cambodia (there is no self serve) are absolutely obsessed with this. I pulled my moto up today to get filled and I could see the gas level almost overflowing and the price was only $2.37. My petrol attendant called over one of his buddies to help. First, the moto is taken off the kick stand and stood upright - that got about 30 more cents in. Then the guy starts bouncing the moto like the fuel hadn\'t seeped into every crack yet. Then there is some tapping of the fuel tank and some more bouncing and shaking by both attendants. And voila!, $3.00 even, no small change required.
2009-08-26 Cambodian House Warming PartiesThe other day, a colleague of mine (Amie) writes to invite us and several other colleagues to a European House Warming party. Read the following interchange:
Cambodian colleague responds:
Hi,what a great plan! I would love to join, I wanna see if the European House Warming same with Cambodia house warming! Do you need a cat? For Cambodia way, we will walk 3 times round the house with the owner of the house hold the cat. But you know in PP things are change the house is too close to each other and there is no space to walk around.
Another expat colleague responds: It is a new information for me to hear about Cat’s participation in house warming. We have 2 cats.
2009-08-15 Fatty WishesI got a very funny text from a Khmer friend the other day. He wrote, \"I hope to see you fatter, healthier and more beautiful.\"
Yet another moment when cultural differences never fail to amaze me.
-amie
2009-06-12 Road Rule EnforcementMost traffic fines are about $1. Some just a warning - like this bicycle who tried to dart ahead through the crowd across an intersection during a red light. A police officer jumped infront of him, grabbed onto the front handle bars and pushed him all the way back behind the line. Another time, a motorbike (with 2 passengers) made a rediculous turn, weaving through oncoming traffic in an intersection. A police officer, again, jumped infront of him, reached around, turned off the motorbike and removed the key before returning to the side of the road with his other police buddies. The motorbikers (3 riders) could do nothing but dismount, walk the bike over to the policemen and listen to their rebuke.
2009-05-30 ElectricianWe're riding down the road when we see a guy hanging in the mess of electrical wires over the street. On second glance he had actually shimmied his way to the middle and was fixing something.
2008-12-20 FacemaskThe Lady running the internet cafe was wearing a dust mask. I asked why she was wearing it indoors. She said "I have problem with my face".
2008-12-14 Where's my Bike?We had finished playing ultimate at Northbridge only to find that Amie's bike had been stolen. We went to the guard store beside the parking area and thought one of the 6 guards might know something. They told us to wait. Sure enough, here comes another guard who apparently needed to 'borrow' Amie's bike for a while.
2008-12-07 Language LearningAfter staying at a guesthouse in Kampong Chhnang, I was thanking the owner with the usual 'aw kun cheran' (thank you very much). He wanted to teach me 'oh kun cheran som long'. He said the 'som long' part was for best friends who, you know, hang out, eat together, party together, 2 men in one bed. things like that.
Wisdom Learned Through Failure:
2009-07-08 Buying a Motorbike
Buying a motorbike should be relatively straight forward. Just take it for a test drive and try to look over every area of the motorbike. Well that\'s all I did anyway. Little did I know that at my first repair when the front cover came off, almost every single part was replaced with a cheap version. Apparently, even at the \'dealership\' there are already parts swapped. I figure most things are pillaged on the way off the ship.
2009-02-28 Moto-riding drive-by thievesWe thought it was pretty rare that motorbike duos ride by and snatch things from vicitm bicycle/moto baskets. That is until today when it happened to us. Amie and I were riding along and one such motorcycle duo bag-snatched Amie's purse from her bicycle basket in a most graceful and preplanned motion. Usually we tie things to the bikes or to ourselves but this short ride just happened to be the day when the purse was loose in the basket. Although less common, these bag-snatchers have been known to grab things tied down or wrapped around the victim. Several people I talked to were yanked off their bike as the thief tried to rip it from their body. Bye bye camera, bye bye mobile phone, bye bye credit cards and money :(
2009-01-12 Cambodian choking remedyWe were out with some friends when one started choking. Actually it was less of choking and more like something caught in the throat - some long stringy vegetable (or weed). He went to the bathroom and tried to cough it out with no success. Several foreginers tries to help with everything from the hymlec to offers of cold water. This went on for at least half an hour when one local guy piped up and said that he has a solution. Roll up a small ball of rice and try to swallow it. At first it sounded absurd but when everything else wasn't working it was worth a shot. It worked perfectly! The rice grabbed the lodged veggie on the way down and everything was back to normal!
2008-11-02 Motorbike AccidentCar comes out of nowhere and cuts me off and another guy and we have a motorcycle 5km/h head on collision. Not a big deal except my clutch is broken and his front wheel cover is smashed. Then of course 100 people materialize and gather round. Luckily one villager spoke some English and acted as translator for the rest of the episode. We talk a while about who's fault it is and we are not sure, but the guy (let's call him Surit) wants me to pay him $50. I said I didn't have 50 dollars. I did actually but Surit didn't need to know that, nor was I willing to part with it.
He had good reasons why it was my fault and I had good reasons why it was his fault. We wasted about half an hour standing around and mulling over the situation. Surit was getting impatient - he asked if I wanted to call the police to sort it out. Now what I didn't know before is that no one really wants to call the police because they always take a cut for sorting the mess out. I said I would rather not because it was clearly no one's fault. The translator said it was no one's fault but I should still pay some to Surit. I later found out that no matter what happens, white man usually pays. I decided that I would rather just get out of the situation and not be too rude so I offered to give Surit $10. He said no less than $30 because it was his father in law's bike and he was in big trouble and poor. Or he said we could call the police. We hummed and hawed like this for a while and I finally offered $20 bucks saying it was all I had. This wasn't good enough either.
Eventually Surit got late for work and had to leave - he agreed to the $20 and angrily stormed off. I was relieved at paying $20 to get out of the situation and get away from the crowd which apparently had nothing better to do then watch us all day. To this day I still wonder what would have happened if I agreed to let the police come. Would he have gone along with it? Would the police have been fair (100 locals vs white man)? Or would Surit have backed down and left, not wanting the police either?
2008-10-13 Air ConditionersIf you are cheap then don't use air conditioning in Phnom Penh. Paying 20 to 25 cents US per kWh means an 8 hour per night A/C user will get a huge electricity bill, $40-$50 of which is from A/C. Opt for a couple fans each costing $3 electricity per month for 10 hour per day use. Fridges are bad too ($15-20/month) but even cheap people need ice cream.
2008-10-05 SIM Card RumorsEverywhere I go, foreigners and locals tell me that only Cambodian locals can buy SIM cards for their mobile phones. My work even told me this! They say that you just get a friend to go do it. Ok so we got a friend to do it and he showed us the receipt - $40 bucks! This was Starcell by the way. None of this phased me until Amie went to the Starcell office and was able to get a SIM card just by showing her passport - with no local help at all! Oh and the real kicker - the sim card was $2. Ack! Scammed!!! And by my loyal friend!!! Then people said ahhh that is just for Starcell. So I went to the largest and longest mobile company in Cambodia (Mobitel), and guess what, no local help needed either! But Mobitel was a little more difficult. I had to show a work contract or a rental agreement - both of which could have been easily forged but I had real ones anyway.
2008-09-27 Finding a Rental PlaceWatch out for local people who are all to eager to help you find a place to rent. It is a common custom that whoever finds the renter gets the first month's rent. Not that this is a bad thing, you might just get forced into a place that isn't ideal. I speak from first hand experience.
| Phnom Penh, Cambodia |
Water. Logged. | December 20, 2009 |
There are few things sweeter in life than independent choice, especially pertaining to bottled water selection. How delightful it is to note that in a city as small as Phnom Penh, there are at least over 120 different types to choose from! Well, that's how many I've logged anyway.
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In order of appearance:
K.S. La Vie Lucky Sports Omexs Oral Phnom Meas Eurotech ZITA Fresh ALO Baleine Bayon Hong Leang ice Kong Kear Mini Water Navy New R Day NEW VITA Super Popwat UY MEY Eau de Nature Hi-Tech Joy Sothary TADA BOKOR Water O Steve Amical Heng Tech L.K UFO Dy Tech Sang Tech O2 Olympic Phnom Penh E-Zone Eau de Vie i-Water Fun Tech Lucky Orchid Lyyon Minere Osinlair Super Fresh V-Star Heng Nin Maxi-Life Palm Springs Prima Tech Snowy Mountain Sports Talking Gold Eagle Amrith Winter Evian Leisure Relax Tong Tong Win Win Amarit Anodat Blue Zone Borey Spring Win Tech Happy HI-Fresh LP Water Oda Ozi Paradise Royal White Horse Life 888 (Record Pure) Altech Antarctic Aqua Kova Aquatien Asia Water Bokor Fresh Clear Zone Daily Water F4 Fresh HI-Zone KK (Kheang Kheang) KV New Day One Tech Ozone Phnom Choup Phnom Penh Refresh Sapaco Tourist Steang Meas Tourist Vishua Visoth Elvis Help HengHeng Mey Jing SPA Super Pop Zone Super Tech The Crocodile VESA Angkor Water Camtec Cool Sip Green Master Phnom Oudong Picphatana Preah Atith Rabit RO Sang Hy TC Vital YOU |
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So, my research so far isn't really looking at which water companies have the best quality. Although I did notice that only 1/3 actually have any water quality certification. This project stemmed more from the sheer amazement at how many companies there actually are. You can seriously buy a different kind every day!
Note that these waters are ones that are available locally. Yes, there are 4 or 5 pictured that are imported but I've still counted them because they are in the mix of competition. Be assured, 85% of these are manufactured around Phnom Penh and another 10% in other provinces.
So here are my theories so far which I will continue to investigate:
1) Manufacturing bottled water in Cambodia is pretty much the best business around.
Logic: There is hardly any regulation (especially that's enforced) regarding water quality. So you just have to make sure that the water you're obtaining looks clear, then get some bottles made just like everyone else, and make up a company name, a stupid slogan, fake some purification standards on the back and you're in business!!
2) Companies switch names often (maybe every production sequence!)
Logic: One month a certain type of water, say, "Steve" Water will be in everyone's hand. Then a month later (like now) you can't buy it anywhere. New companies are coming in every day.. I just saw cases of Elvis Water hitting the shelves everywhere around Central Market the other day! This is the best way to avoid anyone coming after you.
Nearly all the bottles have poor English but here are some of the funnier:
Steve Water: The Quality Drops!
Elvis Water: Drinking reverse osmosis is water is the high standard well above the laid by any country in the world and perfect mixer for all concentrate syrup and fruit. Drinking water that is safe and refreshing bottled under managerment and inspection of the food expert.
Hi-Zone: Produced from fresh water source, treated by RO system and Ozone, sterilized by UV on full automatic of the USA technology.
Borey Spring: Our water has been carefully made through technology, that's why the Borey Spring water has become the best tasting and healthy water for you.
Omexs: Improve Energy of the Body
-steve-
| Steve...this looks so crazy! I didn't realize you'd taken THAT many pictures! |
Amie Jan 14, 2010 |
| Phnom Penh, Cambodia |
Use my SIM! | December 1, 2009 |
This might be the case with all developing countries, but in Cambodia the mobile phone situation is ridiculous. The market is flooded with too many companies and the crazy thing is that everyone has a different favorite (there must be at least 10 - mobitel, beeline, starcell, smart, m-fone, hello, metfone, qb, Excell - ok, 9).
Anyway, to make it even worse, the most popular phones let you roam 2 or 3 networks at once (that's right, 3 sim cards, 3 call buttons). I was determined not to get into this by just picking the best one off the start... how wrong I was...
When we first got here, a few people recommended Starcell because it had a good 'family' plan where it was dirt cheap to talk with 10 friends. So we got Starcell. That worked for a while until we found that hardly everyone else used Starcell full time. The problem with calling across different networks is that the price is a lot more expensive than calling between the same network.
Finally we got Beeline because you can call all networks for a cheap rate. Then we got Mobitel because it is the most used. Then we got internet which required us to have a Metphone SIM. Somewhere in there we had to buy 2-SIM enabled phones. Then I started new work and guess what... everyone's using m-fone!!! Now I have a 2-SIM phone in my left pocket and a 1-SIM phone in my right and there's nothing I can do about it!!
-steve-
Updated 12-12-2008 © 2009 Steve Gosselin
Dec 22, 2008